You tell me to eat lima beans, I'll eat lima beans!

October 15, 2012 marks kidlet #2's 7 month old birthday.

And therefore, he must be appropriately documented or this could be the start of a serious, deviant, & anti-maternal pattern that leads to one of those Mommy shaming posters popping up all over the web.

This image is taken from http://www.toulouseandtonic.com/mommy-shaming/

I try my best to take photos that are true to his cuteness, but it is not easy. 

Must be the camera.

Actually, any parent knows you have to take at least 18 photos where your child looks like he was struck by lightning before you see even one sweet keeper.

Not to mention, you also have to be enthusiastically dry humping the air, waving the free hand like you are strapped to a rodeo bronco, and clucking like a chicken in a high pitched voice to get him to even half crack a smile.  

You would think it would be the other way around, but no. 

It's a baby power trip and you're the loser.

 

Struck by lightning photo for smiling sweetly at child.

Photo reward for dry humping, flapping & clucking like barnyard fowl.

Parents, isn't this is the other reason only the first child is heavily photographed?

Perhaps I will wait till Husband gets home before I proceed. 

It's a landmark day. Daddy should bray like a donkey & do the twist for us.

By the way, here is another good troll doll photo of him.  I miss that hair.

I dedicate this photo to you Auntie Trish.

So Happy Birthday Sawyer.   And thank you for demonstrating your genetic superiority by growing 7 teeth so quickly - I'm out of ketchup.  Mommy & Daddy love you.  xo

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